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Movies of 2012 #19 - The Stuff (1985) In one word, separated by a dash, slightly changed and punctuated with an exclamation point: High-larity! This flick was so bad. You’ve got Michael Moriarty (who?) using a horrible southern drawl, SNL’s Garrett Morris as the awful attempt as a comical sidekick ‘Chocolate Chip’ Charlie, Paul Sorvino as the incredibly conservative Colonel Malcolm Spears and a generic version of John Williams’ Main Title March for Superman. And the one-liners! Holy carp, so many wonderfully hated one-liners. My favorite line in this tragedy of a horror movie? “Pay the drivers, issue a ten percent tip, get a cash receipt.” The Stuff absolutely brought the cheese. Zoom

Movies of 2012

#19 - The Stuff (1985)

In one word, separated by a dash, slightly changed and punctuated with an exclamation point: High-larity! This flick was so bad. You’ve got Michael Moriarty (who?) using a horrible southern drawl, SNL’s Garrett Morris as the awful attempt as a comical sidekick ‘Chocolate Chip’ Charlie, Paul Sorvino as the incredibly conservative Colonel Malcolm Spears and a generic version of John Williams’ Main Title March for Superman. And the one-liners! Holy carp, so many wonderfully hated one-liners. My favorite line in this tragedy of a horror movie? “Pay the drivers, issue a ten percent tip, get a cash receipt.” The Stuff absolutely brought the cheese.


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